Journal Entries

Sep 27, 2006

Preventive war on my head.

The Global War on Terror has claimed my hair. Due to the heighted security that claimed my toothpaste as a jihadist but somehow missed the knife on my keychain, a significant portion of my hair lost it’s grip on reality and fell off my head. My swift response to this traitorous act was to mow down the rest of them in a single, brutal, ruthless stroke. (or more accurately, several smaller dainty ones.) Many bold and impassioned speeches and thoroughly reasoned arguments were voiced to no avail. In the end, a twisted version of swedish lagom had been imposed on the entire population.

The result is the unfortunate, undeniable reality of it all. My head is huge.

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